Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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