I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
