Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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