I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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