did you get engaged???
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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