We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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