Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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