If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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