I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
