I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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