But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
