"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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