I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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