he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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