I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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