Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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