So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Found the puke drawer
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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