If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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