Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk is not a location!
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