I look better un-naked...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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