Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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