dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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