In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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