He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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