The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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