is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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