Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My ATM looks so different sober.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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