"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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