hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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