Jerry, you need to find god
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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