I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just want to make out with him forever
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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