found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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