Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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