i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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