it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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