I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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