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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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