why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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