There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
