She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
two words...techno handjob
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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