Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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