why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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