just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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