i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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