Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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