JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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