Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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