what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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