We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Randomize
