my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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