i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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