I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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