Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I believe in your delicious
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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