i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
God, you're like boner-b-gone
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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