On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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