What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Say something about gay babies.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
